Hey, I'm Joanie Emerson, mother to Miranda and Natalie, my pride and joys. Wife to Seth Emerson, most amazing man alive. Most of my former camp mates know I use to be a whore, but now, I can honestly say that Seth has tamed my ways. Daughter of Aphrodite, as you can see, I'm where my lovely girls get their looks from... Seth had nothing to do with it! Aha, and I've got this really cool cat named Lionel. That's it, bye!